Ugh

Sometimes life is a kick "squaw in the nuts!" as Eric Cartman would say. Four and half hour late night dinner meetings are one of those times. Let's have fun, go have dinner, hang out together, and it won't be like work at all! Right.

Anyway, this made me happy. If college football teams were presidential candidates. There are some funny ones, and there is one for WVU so take a peek at it.

It's Guido Time Baby!

I can smell the hair gel, B.O., and garlic tomato sauce. I can hear the terribly annoying and infuriatingly stupid accent, and see the goofy coiffures (that's hairdo for you fellow West by God natives). Finally, it's Rutgers - The State University of New Jersey week.

Rutgers, as far as football is concerned, is an excellent team in my opinion. I believe that they'll give the beloved Mountaineers all they can handle, especially in Piscataway. I mean, after all, our boys will be overwhelmed with Guido Joisey stink.

Have I mentioned that I hate New Jersey? Not the state really, I've been there and it's nice. Sadly, it's infested with trash (pictures to follow). Loud, annoying, ugly, stank-ass trash. And that's just the women!








*All Photos courtesy of the Rutgers Cheerleader Website.

Oh Dear God

Little baby Jesus, help us.

LET'S DO THIS!!! LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but it's one of my favorite videos of all time. I wonder how many of these guys ended their lives after this?