Watching the WVU-Cuse Replay

I am fortunate enough to have FCS Atlantic here in Columbus. This allows me the opportunity to watch the Rich Rod press conference as well as the MSN replay of every game. I will not even pretend that I watched these last week. I am not a masochist.

Here are some things I've noticed that I perhaps didn't pay much attention to while screaming at the TV on Saturday.

1. I knew our defense played pretty well, but they were absolutely flying to the ball. We really put the hits on too. I know, SU's offense sucks, but we still took it to them.

2. Pat White threw the ball downfield and looked alright doing it. I still have a complaint about his lack of touch, but his mid-range to long-range throws are tight.

3. Steve Slaton ran HARD. I haven't seen him blast people and look for contact like this since the Maryland game. He was delivering some serious blows. Sadly, he wasn't all that involved. WHY!?!?

4. Noel Devine is going to be incredible. I hope that he stays on the right track at WVU, he seems like a good kid that just had a troubled childhood for reasons beyond his control. I really hope that's the case, because he's going to be a fucking star.

5. Reynaud, as usual, is the shit. I've been saying for 2 years that he's our best all-around athlete, and I still believe that. He's fast, strong, and has insane moves. I love watching him with the ball.

6. Rich's playcalling is still garbage. I understand it didn't need to be creative for this game, but it's just one more in a long line of games that have poop playcalling.

7. What the fuck is our kickoff team doing? We're going to get fucked one of these days on a long return at a seriously inopportune time.

8. Owen Schmitt. What needs to be said?

9. Jarrett Brown is damn, damn good. He's big and strong, very fast, and has a cannon for an arm. That play he flicked a 40 yard pass to Lyons that was almost caught? Amazing.

10. Wes Lyons. THANK YOU FOR USING HIM!!! He made a great play on the deflected pass, and was a consistent menace to the secondary. It's about fucking time.

All in all I think we looked good, but not great. Basically, it's just the vanilla offense that holds us back, and not using Slaton much. He is amazing, but I feel like we're wasting him this year.

Mountaineer Game Report

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55-14 YOU SORRY ASS SYRACUSE BITCHES!! We shall not be Kragthorped! Under normal circumstances, I would not bother to be happy with this game. I'm still emotionally damaged by USF though, and this is Step 1 in my rehab plan.

FWIW, I think our boy Pat White has some serious sand in his vagina. I'm really tired of his shit-talking after every play. I think it's safe to say that humble and hungry is officially out the fucking window. That disappoints me most because that's what I have always admired about him. Also, CAN WE GET FUCKING STEVE SLATON INVOLVED?!?! Owen looked fucking awesome today, as usual, and Noel Devine, though he is being used more and more sparingly it seems, is a tough little bastard. Mad props to them. Lyons appears to be getting more involved, and Jarrett Brown is fucking sweet. All in all a good day, and I'm not at all concerned if Pat is out for an extended period of time. Jarret is the real deal, and the D looks good. Charles Pugh is a fucking moron though, he's only good for personal fouls. Keep him off the fucking field, please.

I'll get into this stuff more when I get home on Sunday. Kudos to the Mountaineers for a good overall showing. It feels good to be back on track.

Why Do I Love West Virginia? and other assorted ramblings...

Because, goddamit, we love animals. And not in the way you anti-West Virginian mother fuckers would like to believe. FYI, I hope that piece of shit rolls to Morgantown next year and brings his fucking sign. Though upon further inspection, that might be a chick. Oh well, I guess all the lookers go to a real school.

I'm fairly certain that Purdue's football team is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Judge for yourself:



Yes. Most definitively homosexual (again, not that there's anything wrong with that).

In baseball news, well nobody fucking cares because it's fucking baseball. And so help me God, if I have to see one more fucking commercial with that fucking douchebag Dane fucking Cook, I'm going to fucking murder someone. He's quite possibly the worst comedian of all time, and his voice makes me want to cut him. I cannot believe he got to be naked with Jessica Alba. Sigh.

Also, I'm searching for the clip where Rece Davis called Marshall "The Thundering Terd" from their "game" the other night. If anyone has it, please let me know. That would be priceless.

Anyway, I'm starting to prepare for Syracuse, though I'm still struggling to get past those pieces of shit in South Florida. I still blame Rich, I don't give a fuck what the goddam Kool-Aid drinkers have to say about it. The man is making $1.8 million a year, I'm pretty sure I can trash his dumb ass playcalling, gameplanning, and preparation if I so choose. I must say though, this is quite intimidating. That's a hell of a 1-4 team they've got up there.

2 Days Until the Mountaineer Does This Himself

Only I hope he shoots that damn gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)orange first.