Monday, January 7, 2008

Open Letter To The Ohio State University



Dear Buckeyes,
Please stop making it to the BCS Title Game. You are ruining the end of the season by being completely non-competitive, and we're sick and tired of it. I understand that some of the blame lies with WVU and Missouri, but still. And I don't want to hear about how this was a rebuilding year either, and that you're not upset. I live in Columbus and you all thought you would walk away with the trophy this season. Newsflash: you're not very good. Again, please give it up, and stick with the Rose Bowl or something. You're tainting this for all of us with your annual blowout at the hands of some team that just isn't that great. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
College Football

P.S. Please beat the hell out of Michigan.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Josh Jenkins, are you paying attention?

J. Johnston said...

I'm sure he is. You can say what you want about the kid, but I don't think he's stupid. The question is this:
Does he care more about their ability to win a BCS Title or their ability to put tons of players in the NFL? Either way you look at it, they've played in 3 title games in 6 years, and produce a boatload of NFL talent. If he comes to us, it's because we're trendy success and it's home. We'll have to wait and see.