This Is Solid Reading

I don't know exactly where this originated, but here you go. Let me know if you know who came up with it.

Sung to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies"

Come listen to a story bout a man named Rod,
Mountaineer coach that thought that he was God.
Forgot his roots and became a Wolverine.
Up and left his home cuz all he sees is green

Michigan that is...
Big 10
Big deal

Well the next thing you know, up north they think he's great.
Then he turned around and lost to Appy State.
Lost the next four & then to OSU.
So they ran him outa town, with the kids and Rita too.

The wife that is
Big hair
Fake boobs...

So the moral of the story is that greed has a cost
If you don't hold the rope then your hopes and dreams are
lost. These Mountaineer players will yet make his-tor-eeee
But you won't be around to enjoy the mem-or-eee

National Champs that is...
Number 1
2008

Don't come crawlin back now.... ya hear?